- I also must apologise to @RealDMitchell for once drunkenly cornering him at a C4 party & making him talk to me for two hours. Sorry David.
- 2010-09-03 17:21:19
- You must remind me to tell you the story about the time I chased a man down the street while dressed as a giant rooster.
- 2010-09-03 17:17:58
- @debleyshon NYC is great! Really, really hot, when there isn't a hurricane approaching. When are you coming out?
- 2010-09-03 17:10:21
- @jamiemusician It is! It's like a 70s timewarp too. You would bloody love it.
- 2010-09-03 17:09:31
- @KerrisCorner The giant pencil is an essential piece of meeting kit! All is very well here thanks, how are you? x
- 2010-09-03 17:08:28
- @JemmFrances Ooh, I'm in glamorous company there! Not sure I live up to it at the moment with my tin hat and my wellies!
- 2010-09-03 17:06:18
- @toysoldier88 Thanks for the FF - glad I haven't put you off with my Tweets about being very sweaty.
- 2010-09-03 17:05:28
- @Harl3quin I think this is her version of a tin hat.
- 2010-09-03 17:04:48
- @teletextpage152 It's a bit of a moot point, because I've already finished off the Toffifee. We shall never know.
- 2010-09-03 17:04:30
- Phoebe takes the matter of taking cover very seriously http://twitpic.com/2kvemy
- 2010-09-03 16:55:49
- I'm going to eat this box of Toffifee and ponder that.
- 2010-09-03 16:47:55
- There's a lot of drilling going on around my building right now. I'm slightly worried that no-one given me any window boards or drills. Hmm
- 2010-09-03 16:47:14
- Thanking you kindly - I'm in good company there! RT @journalista85 My first ever Friday Follow! @jo_elvin, @DianaWitter and @CherylKerl
- 2010-09-03 15:14:07
- I'll settle for having knee-jerk tea-offering sensibilities and an aversion to boob-flashing. We are who we are.
- 2010-09-03 15:12:55
- Watching Bad Girls Club: Miami almost makes me wish I was the type of girl to get in people's faces and scream "biaaatch!" a lot. Looks fun.
- 2010-09-03 15:11:28
- @billiberry I've discovered a programme called the Bad Girls Club: Miami. YOU WOULD LOVE IT.
- 2010-09-03 15:08:54
- Does anyone have a tin hat I can borrow?
- 2010-09-03 15:07:48
- RT @billiberry: @DianaWitter you stay away from that moustached hill billie motel living karma fearing hurricane.
- 2010-09-03 14:26:34
- Tropical storm incoming. We've been warned to lock windows, fasten blinds & get in the smallest windowless room wearing a tin hat. Exciting.
- 2010-09-03 12:30:51
- My mantra for life courtesy of @ichbinlauren: "Shoulder pads are so psychological." #FashionVsTherapy
- 2010-08-17 20:47:35
- Here's the second half. Your face. Gok Wan's body. Oh yes. http://twitpic.com/2focpn
- 2010-08-17 19:31:30
- @FarhanazSultana Just asked my fashion stylist bessie and she says it's probably not designer, maybe Oasis? x
- 2010-08-17 19:18:40
- @KellyJoanne1990 It was the greatest thing I've ever drunk. I'm officially a convert!
- 2010-08-17 14:18:19
- @KellyJoanne1990 Now I'm intrigued - what face does he pull?!
- 2010-08-17 13:19:07
- @FarhanazSultana Afraid not sweetie! Looks a little bit Marc Jacobs?
- 2010-08-16 23:22:45
- @nickcres As in the dance, like when you bogle?
- 2010-08-16 19:26:21
- I just asked Andrea how to spell bogling (bogleing?). Her reply? "Well, Ben Fogle's got an E in it so I guess bogleing does too."
- 2010-08-16 19:24:07
- Gillian's bogling is second to none.
- 2010-08-16 19:22:31
- @andytoots I'm never drinking anything else ever again. It's like alcoholic childhood in a bottle.
- 2010-08-16 19:20:18
- @teletextpage152 It would have been kind of endearing if he hadn't insisted on standing three inches from my face.
- 2010-08-16 17:01:22
- I have purchased a bottle of this Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer to taste. After those adverts, this had better be mind-blowing.
- 2010-08-16 17:00:18
- @LaraNewman Normally I'd assume it was a cheeky joke but this guy really, really meant it. Sweet or creepy?
- 2010-08-16 16:58:50
- I probably should have got a bus home from the supermarket rather than doing my best impression of a mule up the Holloway Road.
- 2010-08-16 16:50:53
- @GravitySmacked You speak like a man who has used it before.
- 2010-08-16 16:35:31
- Old man: "Are you married?" Me: "No." Him: "Boyfriend?" Me: "Yes." Old man: "Corrr. Shame. Tell him he's a very lucky man." #deeplywrong
- 2010-08-16 16:28:39
- Did I just get hit on by a 75-year-old man? His classic opening gambit: " I have a Burmese cat!"
- 2010-08-16 16:24:48
- @jhbhq I filled 53 boxes, I'll have you know! If that doesn't deserve a pint of cider and some disgusting pork scratchings, what does?!
- 2010-08-15 21:56:43
- @teletextpage152 If you were here right now, I'd have to tell you to get out.
- 2010-08-15 21:55:32
- @jimbotilley I may adopt that as my new personal motto!
- 2010-07-29 16:07:02
- @Max_Tucker Nope, off in three weeks! Am kicking around the capital for the time being x
- 2010-07-29 15:51:49
- @jimbotilley From now on you're my first port of call for information on all fish-related products. Impressive.
- 2010-07-29 15:51:27
- @Max_Tucker The mind boggles what that might entail.
- 2010-07-29 15:38:52
- @ian_stansfield I've been told it's Jewish, now Scandinavian... but surely a fish is a fish?
- 2010-07-29 15:25:52
- @jhbhq I'll probably get confused now and ask for norks and cream cheese on a bagel. Bleurgh.
- 2010-07-29 15:25:09
- @andytoots Cats are anti-rabied up and booked on a BA flight on the 19th. All seems to be going ok, just got visa-scariness to hurdle!
- 2010-07-29 15:24:09
- Thank you for all the lox explanations! I thought it might be eel... turns out it's salmon. Why they can't call it salmon, I don't know.
- 2010-07-29 15:22:40
- What's lox when it's at home?
- 2010-07-29 14:40:30
- @andytoots Hey there mister! How are tricks in yonder secure bunker?
- 2010-07-29 14:35:42
- Sculptures made from the very tips of pencils: love it http://bit.ly/dpxV3i
- 2010-07-29 14:21:34
- @teletextpage152 Thank you, thank you - I'm here all week
- 2010-07-29 12:01:20
- Big congrats to Sarah & Kieran who have a little boy called Noah after a 38 hour labour and are now understandably knackered. Wow.
- 2010-07-29 06:39:33
- @OliSnoddy: the fifth (possibly sixth) Beatle strolls through Finsbury Park http://twitpic.com/29j3z2
- 2010-07-28 21:21:58
- @Livsdarling I'll swap them for dusty old candles, vanishingly small eyeliner stubs and any lint-speckled jumpers you've got going. Deal?
- 2010-07-28 21:13:09
- @Livsdarling I've got a book of un-PC Irish jokes, a broken unicycle and three cushions covered in cat fur. Say the word and they're yours.
- 2010-07-28 21:07:05
- @teletextpage152 "I hit my head while stripping for fivers the other night and norked myself out"
- 2010-07-28 21:02:25
- Norked: my new favourite word.
- 2010-07-28 19:22:11
- @higginscartoons Really? I've never heard of "norked" before! Plus she said she was "norked" because someone dissed her wedding...
- 2010-07-28 19:22:06
- @Harl3quin Similar to motorboating I reckon but with even less class ;-)
- 2010-07-28 19:07:39
- @Max_Tucker Ha - I think more people can do that than you might realise!
- 2010-07-28 12:40:34
- @Max_Tucker You make sure you take that information with you to the grave!! :-)
- 2010-07-28 12:32:41
- @Max_Tucker Bless you. And him. Whatever you do, don't mention apple pie.
- 2010-07-28 11:59:22
- @Max_Tucker I've got to ask... did you try and explain it to him?!
- 2010-07-28 11:55:41
- I swear I just heard a gun go off.
- 2010-07-28 11:43:04
- About flaming time @londonnewsnow Bullfighting banned in Catalonia http://dlvr.it/36g75
- 2010-07-28 11:37:24
- @Max_Tucker No, I've been eating more. Maybe I'm gaining curves in the right places for once! :-)
- 2010-07-28 11:32:00
- Maybe I shouldn't have gone out in my "Baps & Beer Here" t-shirt. Amateur.
- 2010-07-28 11:30:05
- Twenty-odd years of being 100% ignored by builders on sites and all of a sudden I seem to have become freakishly visible. Disconcerting.
- 2010-07-28 11:28:39
- @phileastend In fairness, by the sound of it they probably wouldn't touch a brioche in NYC for fear of catching calories!
- 2010-07-28 10:11:38
- @caro_mad At the office in Victoria, London. I think they've got a bet on how much they can freak me out!
- 2010-07-28 09:53:39
- @iiacovou Or I could tell them that I am the Queen! They'll never know the difference. Apparently.
- 2010-07-28 09:20:20
- I'm about to demonstrate an outrageous gap in my foodie knowledge... what exactly *is* a brioche, @billiberry?
- 2010-07-28 09:15:53
- @AngeliMilburn They are *your* t-shirts. Get out now while you still can.
- 2010-07-28 09:14:34
- Swear the passport office is trying to wind me up. They just phoned me: "None of your documents are valid! Oh no, hang on... they are. Bye."
- 2010-07-28 09:13:58
- @Rebecca_Cox I dare you - dare you - to shove it all on the floor and proudly proclaim, "There you go. Desk clear!"
- 2010-07-28 09:04:18
- @DanielRuizTizon I remember that happening on London buses since I was a kid. Just "accidentally" elbow them in the face: they'll learn.
- 2010-07-28 08:08:29
- Very nearly just kicked off at the passport office when they demanded my birth certificate - after telling me they wouldn't need it. Argh
- 2010-07-28 07:20:47
- @Flatleaf It's when you find yourself on the 8.24am Central Line to Acton clutching a dog-eared copy of the novel that you should worry.
- 2010-07-27 22:01:26
- Lunch at the ICA with @emmamyrtle. Apparently I'm not allowed to steal the cafe chairs. http://twitpic.com/27akz7
- 2010-07-21 13:10:19
- @teletextpage152 No, those neighbours would've tasered her. This was our heavily pregnant neighbour in the next building. The whisky is on!
- 2010-07-20 07:30:06
- A massive thanks to the neighbours who let us into their garden at 6.30am to fetch our yowling, stuck cat. Hugely embarrassing.
- 2010-07-20 05:50:30
- @teletextpage152 I'm liking it. Don't suppose you can pop round to act as back-up? I can give you a year's supply of whisky as a thank you.
- 2010-07-19 21:55:15
- @teletextpage152 Since we're both part-Irish maybe we should try that tack, get drunk & start a fight. Or a Michael Flatley-style dance-off.
- 2010-07-19 21:28:00
- @teletextpage152 They've introduced themselves by facing off with us in the hallway about a bin bag. Talk about unnecessary!
- 2010-07-19 21:26:51
- Just found out our neighbours in flat 3 are A-grade fruitloops who'd make Janice Dickinson look sane. #ThankGodWereMovingInAMonth
- 2010-07-19 21:12:25
- Just found out our neighbours in flat 3 are A-grade fruitloops who'd make Janice Dickinson look sane. #ThankGodWereMovingInAMonth
- 2010-07-19 20:40:04
- Currently stinking out an overground train to Holloway Road with my aunt's chicken noodles and spring rolls for @OliSnoddy.
- 2010-07-19 19:33:05
- And did I mention the lump of creme caramel on the top?
- 2010-07-19 18:35:30
- Only in a homemade Filipino fruit salad would you find pineapple, peaches and coconut milk - mixed with sweetcorn. Baaah
- 2010-07-19 18:33:58
- @jhbhq They'll probably be my family! :-)
- 2010-07-19 17:34:41
- It's a beautiful day and I'm in Leytonstone having a family bbq. This is what my family does on Mondays.
- 2010-07-19 16:42:35
- In Arsenal. I can definitely confirm it is "too jazzy".
- 2010-07-19 13:30:46
- Enjoying Alien vs Predator far more than I should be.
- 2010-07-18 22:21:24
- @vodkaandroses Thanks so much! I work freelance for British magazines, but will soon be based in NYC. Hope you had a good weekend x
- 2010-07-18 22:17:45
- @Agron_Adorer That was possibly the worst combination of alcohols I've ever consumed. Fun though
- 2010-07-18 13:29:12